Psychiatrist OR Bartender?

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist clinic and told the shrink . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

How much do you charge?'

Eighty dollars per hour,' replied the doctor.

WHAT??? I'll think about it,' I said.

Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears and phobia you were having?' he asked.

Well, eighty bucks an hour three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car!'

'Is that so!!!' With a bit of an attitude the doctor said, 'and how, may I ask, did the bartender cure you?'

'He told me to throw the bed and sleep on the mattress on the floor! Ain't nobody under there now!'

GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER AND HAVE SOME BEERS!!