Different Phases of a man:

(Forwarded mail)


After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"


A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like TAHYURU RICE, eaten when there`s no choice


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife)


What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

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