Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist clinic and told the shrink . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
How much do you charge?'
WHAT??? I'll think about it,' I said.
'Is that so!!!' With a bit of an attitude the doctor said, 'and how, may I ask, did the bartender cure you?'
'He told me to throw the bed and sleep on the mattress on the floor! Ain't nobody under there now!'