The Candy With The Little Hole

This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.


The children began to identify the Candy flavours by their colour:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled,


'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

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