One day, the husband JALENDER working abroad wrote to his wife...

DEAR PINKY Darling,

I can't send my salary this month; the global market crises has
affected my company, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JALENDER



His wife replied...
---------------------------------



TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with
the kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect; only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I
gave him other items; hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance....Shall I plan
the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,
PINKY

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