Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The NATIONAL EXCUSE

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

Traffic Jam.


NATIONAL CONDOM:

None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.

So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,
any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:

Pineapple


NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

Stout. Many swear by it.

But after a few pints they start
swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):

Food Poisoning.


NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

Menstrual Pain


NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early
appointment, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't had a shower, no water
supply, going to watch 'Desperate Housewives', depressed, no mood, etc...


NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)


NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES
:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.


NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:

Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

Happy Hours.


NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police roadblock.


NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.



NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

On second thought, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'. So don't be embarassed saying 'Carry 4' when the ! Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as 'rangootan'.

NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION:

The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes 'bouncing' about on the streets.
haha...


I like all these facts but we are all so shy to admit!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ;-)

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