Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Lawyer's Duty!

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.

"May I help you?" she asked."I want to see Carmen," the man replied."Sir, Carmen is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam."No. I must see Carmen," was the man's reply.

Just then, Carmen appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Carmen, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Carmen. Carmen explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row -- too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Carmen and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Carmen and they went upstairs.

After their session, Carmen questioned the man."No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, " Goa .""Really" she said. "I have family in Goa ."I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's Attorney from Panjim she asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.

"MORAL OF THE STORY:

There are three things in life that are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer


Well, they say the 2 that we have to be OPEN with are the lawyers and doctors .....and you know what, these are the 2 that ends up screwing you and your life in many ways. My lawyer did .....

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